Gutfeld: Dems are getting desperate and stupid

Put your pants again on. All proper, joyful Monday, everybody. Roll that, thanks. So, in line with a brand new ballot, 86% of People now agree that Joe Biden is just too previous for a second time period. And the opposite 14% say he is too previous for final rites. I do know that was harsh. Now you already know you are in hassle when the p.c[age] of People who say you are too previous is definitely larger than your age. We will not get 86% of individuals to oppose homicide. However give it some thought, 86%, People are lastly united. Joe Biden’s promise lastly got here by. He introduced us collectively. I imply, in believing that he is a f**** mess however nonetheless. What’s even sadder, nonetheless, is that it took a particular prosecutor’s investigation to persuade dead-end Democrats to return round to what’s been apparent to us for a very long time; that they are as brain-dead as he’s. Robert Hur’s investigation might have been about Biden’s dealing with of labeled paperwork, however in the long run, it was actually a wellness verify on the previous man within the White Home that is been lacking in motion. And the result’s precisely what we already knew. The lights are on, however nobody’s house. Now, you already know issues are dangerous for the left whenever you’ve misplaced a feminine who slept with Invoice Clinton. But additionally Hillary Clinton. 

HILLARY CLINTON: I discuss to individuals within the White Home on a regular basis. And, you already know, they know it is a problem. However as I wish to say, look, it is a professional situation.

So Hillary went from this “IM WITH HER” to this “I’M WITH HUR.” Huh? Fairly intelligent. Oh shut up. So perhaps she’s pondering although that she will be able to substitute Biden as soon as Gavin Newsom and Michelle Obama kill themselves. You already know, it isn’t in opposition to the legislation to pose questions. However it will get worse. Over on the progressive mothership, The New York Occasions ran no fewer than three editorials specializing in this darkish second in Biden’s presidency, questioning his temperament and cognitive sharpness. They even included it of their Sunday crossword puzzle. 9 throughout, the trace was ice cream- consuming cadaver that farts mud. 

Horrible, so dangerous.

“The mix of Biden’s age and his absence from the general public stage has eroded the general public’s confidence,” the paper mentioned. “He appears to be like as if he is hiding or, worse, being hidden.” True, if the staffers might, they’d throw a sheet over him however that might solely carry again recollections of lunch with Robert Byrd. He was within the KKK, simply [t]o remind individuals. So Joe’s misplaced it and the Dems are freaking out. On CNN, Democratic advisor Paul Begala mentioned this: “I am a Biden supporter. And I slept like a child final night time. I awoke each two hours crying and went to mattress. That is horrible for Democrats.”

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Yeah, horrible for Democrats, but in addition horrible on your spouse. I imply, she’s married to Paul Begala, and he wets the mattress. However there are holdouts. Nonetheless, the LA Occasions asserts that as a result of Joe got here of age when politicians as soon as took on large causes, it is truly Biden’s age that’s his superpower. Proper? That is like saying Iron Man’s superpower is rust. Here is a more in-depth take a look at Tremendous Joe. Are you able to inform me what superpower that is?

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Apparently, Joe’s superpowers do not embody speaking and strolling. If he have been a superpower, his title could be “The Stumbler.” After all, the White Home is pushing again, saying “we do not blame Republicans for his or her desperation to overlook the Biden presidency.” Nicely, no, the issue is not Republicans making an attempt to overlook. Bear in mind, the report says Joe would not know when he was vp. He is the one doing the forgetting. However the query I hold having is, is that this actually dementia? What if that sickness was responsible of stolen valor? I imply, even a younger Joe Biden was a dishonest, amoral, narcissistic a**. 

Saying Joe has dementia is like saying heroin might trigger drowsiness. I imply, for Joe, dementia could be the frosting on an already s*** cupcake. And that is an issue for America, which is why the Dems are getting determined and silly. The Biden Harris marketing campaign simply joined communist China’s social media platform TikTok. This after Biden had signed a legislation banning TikTok from authorities telephones. Fortunately, he is too senile to be prosecuted. However let’s not overlook TikTok’s mission is to brainwash American customers. Fortunately once more, Biden stays immune. You’ll be able to’t wash what you do not have. It is why you by no means see Michael Loftus at a laundromat. He would not have garments. All proper. However as Biden skipped the normal Tremendous Bowl Sunday interview, the White Home launched a video with Joe complaining about snacks. 

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PRESIDENT BIDEN: It is Tremendous Bowl Sunday. In case you’re something like me, you wish to be surrounded by a snack or two whereas watching the massive sport. You already know, when shopping for snacks for the sport, you may need seen one factor sports activities drinks bottles a smaller, a bag of chips has fewer chips, however they’re nonetheless charging it simply as a lot. I’ve had sufficient of what they name shrinkflation. I am calling on firms to place a cease to this. 

Yeah, potato chip baggage was fuller. You already know, like Joe’s Relies upon are as we speak. However give it some thought. He is bashing snacks on the largest snack day within the universe. Speak about not studying the room. It is like citing Roe v. Wade at a child bathe. Thanks, Michael. Now, the Hur report units up an unsolvable equation. Name it the Biden paradox. If Joe Biden is incompetent, too incompetent to be charged, then how can he be competent to be our president? And if he’s competent to be president, then why wasn’t he charged like Trump was? Apparently, the reply as, Jonathan Turley factors out, is for the White Home to say the fault lies with Robert Hur, not the president who cannot inform Egypt from Mexico. However as Joe would say, denial is not only a river in Tijuana. 

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Let’s converse on to the media, these legacy reporters who proceed to disclaim what practically all People know to be true. It is a watershed second. We have all heard the Hur report. We have seen the conclusions from somebody who bought to interview the president with out you, the media, working interference. In case you’re ever going to regain any credibility, you may wish to come clear. In any other case, you are going to find yourself identical to Joe Biden: with one foot within the grave and the opposite in your mouth.